What Programming Language Is Right For Me?

Today the web decides your fate.







Congratulations ! The web of fates has decided that your programming language is going to be:

Your existing experience will make the climb that much easier, but don't let it lead you astray - the game is going to change so much that within a decade your current experience is all but worthless. A head start is nothing to be scoffed at however.

The fact you're somewhat familiar with this already will make learning the tools of the trade a bit easier, but you are in for a rough climb if you want to carve your name into history. It's better than nothing

Starting from nothing, hopefully you have a fair bit of time lef- oh, right, you're human. Well, better hop to it! You have a brutal learning curve ahead of you, but underdog tales have the best potential don't you think?

Your fate will be decided!

What does life have in store for you?





Enter your information and find out! If you dare...

Your fate has been decided!

It's best to not question it, go forth my child!





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JavaScript!


You are the embodiment of slow, in fact, more often than not, you are going to be moving backwards rather than forwards in a futile attempt to fix not only your bugs, but everyone elses too.

Progress can wait until things stop burning. But here's the secret - it never stops burning. You have a garden hose against a volcano, and Krakatoa is, at best, amused by your paltry efforts.

Make your Choice

The selections you make will determine your fate, do you have the strength of will to see what lies in store for you?

Will you:


  1. Stand tall above the rest?
  2. Crash and burn terribly?
  3. Or worse.. just fade into obscurity?

Python!

Sometimes, you just have to go really fast, other times, you lie in wait, like a predator awaiting its next prey to wander underneath it. You are a Python programmer, bugs are for the weak.

With the sheer force of your will you push forward, and let those JavaScript developers waste their time fixing bugs while you pave the way forward.

Also you're going to make alot of bugs(Thanks for keeping JavaScript developers employed!) Don't forget - the jungle is an unforgiving mother, if you fall behind the curve, you get eaten like everyone else.

GO!

You have to be ahead of the game. You need to go NOW speed is your name and programming is your game. You're always on the GO, mobile programming, laptop programming, you talk to yourself in code and don't communicate well with lesser, non programming people.

The capabilities this brings you are unrivaled, the speed at which you program will be remembered for ages, your skill often balked at as an exaggeration, but those who know you, know one thing for sure. Boy do you work fast

Your fate will be decided!

What does life have in store for you?





Enter your information and find out! If you dare...

Your fate has been decided!

It's best to not question it, go forth my child!





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Beginning your legacy young, you face many challenges, but you will have enough time to not only gain experience, but to master your craft, an usher in a golden age of technology. It will be many years before anyone comes along who is able to understand the true depths of your code, its complexity beyond humand minds for many years.

Beginning your legacy young, you pave the way forward for others looking to gain entry into the tech industries around the world, your name will go down in history as one of the greatest, a revolutionary who changed the world, and you will be the hero looked up to by many around the world for generations to come.

You don't have as much time to play around as these youngsters, so you're not going to make some fancy pantsy code with bells and whistles. What you are going to make, however, will change the course of human history. Your coding skills will always be taken into question, and many will think you cheated off someone else, but those who know you will understand that you are simply a superpower they cannot comprehend. Your legacy will live on, and your followers will be many.

Nobody could have expected it. In fact, even once presented with the truth, nobody believed it. Creating an entirely new language of code at your age? Women and safespace weren't even that prominent in the industry and out of no where, the one true programming language that can do it all, created from home by "some old lady" shocked nations around the world. News reporters, celebrities, even presidents begged for the honor of simply speaking with you face to face. You are more than a legend, to programmers, you are a god.